Part 4 of some things that I found amusing this year
Jay: I’d love to be on the dole in this weather.
Lezzer: I’ve got a letter to go for one of those over 40s health checks.
Jay: Are you going for a genital test?
Lezzer discusses office cleaners: They all look the same to me.
Hol’s first day back at school: How small are year 7s? I almost trod on one.
Dolly: Steve once took a special needs group to see The Matrix.
Jay to Alex: Just cos you have smiley faces and turkey aeroplanes when you get home.
I often forget what I was planning to say: Hol are you going to eat these shoes or what?
Alex: We’re the last sane generation.
Dolly to Alex: I’ve got no knowledge of computers and you’ve got no common sense.
Lezzer: My friend did Greg a few years ago at Bankfield.
Lezzer: You need some of that – what do you call it – slippy slappy?
Karen: Isn’t it funny how you look at funerals now? I’m starting to grade them…judging the quality of the coffin, the food…
Jay: Monks are always attracted to me.
Alex: Is that the one whose face got ate off by a monkey?
Alex: The Irish age faster.
Jay: Is that someone’s real name – Ed Balls? What a knob. Continue reading