My back door is hanging off. And no, that’s not a euphemism. The back
Manky old door
door to my house has rotted and is about to fall into a million splinters. The post that used to go across the top crashed down weeks ago and almost killed me while I was putting the purple bin out. So now I have to get a new back door.
This is a huge problem for me. This is because it means treading into ‘bloke’ territory. And for me, this is usually never a good thing. Continue reading →
Some more of my favourite things I’ve heard this year…..
Off the telly
Woman being interviewed on ITV about the Royal Wedding
Interviewer: And what did you think of Kate?
Woman: Aw, she’s the most beautiful woman on the planet. Up there with Cheryl Cole. Continue reading →
Let me state this before I go anywhere. I love U2. I really do. I remember as if it was yesterday my mate Jane showing me her copy of Boy during a 3J geography lesson in about 1980. It might have been a history lesson. Or 1981. Anyway, I digress. Continue reading →
It’s now a week since my enforced idleness began. I’ve started a blog with the sole aim of not p***ing off my mates on Facebook and Twitter with my inane ramblings about being forced to be idle.
Well the blog seems to have gone down quite well among my admittedly small group of mates, however, there were a couple of problems with the comments functionality (me doing a bit of tech-y talk there) namely:
Day 4 of enforced idleness and I’ve pretty much filled out wish lists on every website I can think of. It’s highly unlikely that I’ll ever take ownership of all the things I’ve cyber-wished for, I may get one or two as presents somewhere along the line. Or not, knowing my luck with presents.